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Source: klainberries

Don’t Trust Cupid’s Arrow


Summary: Kurt Hummel is Tony-winning Broadway star. Everything seems pretty great… except for the fact that his love life is in shambles. After breaking up with his long-term boyfriend, Kurt creates an OK Cupid account. There, he meets Sebastian Smythe, a struggling playwright and NYU grad student. For day seven of Kurtbastian Week.

Warnings: brief mentions to previous Klaine relationship, Kelliott friendship, AU

Word Count: ~8,400 

Author’s Note: Well, it’s Sunday in Oxford. Beta’d by this lovely person.

It took Santana and Rachel nagging at him for him to finally create the account. Blaine had broken up with him three months ago, and according to them, it was officially time to stop mourning the failed relationship and start fresh. Kurt wasn’t particularly fond of online dating, but he was willing to try anything once.

Creating his account had been a pain. Santana stood over one shoulder and Rachel stood over the other. There was little the two of them could agree on, and out of what they could agree on, and when they did agree, Kurt was pretty sure he wanted none of it. While Rachel wasn’t modest, she certainly wanted nothing too sexual on there; Santana, on the other hand disagreed. “If you don’t show these guys that you’re a little risky, no one’s going to want to date you.”

“You’re always so kind, Santana,” Kurt said.

“I’m just telling the truth.”

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Kurtbastian - The Flash AU →


I’m sure there are others who are writing AUs now that the wonderful trailer of The Flash has been released and I couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry it’s late and I’m not very good BUT here we go.

Kurt breathed out slowly as he held his coffee mug between his hands…

"Hot And Cold" - Kurt/Blaine


Tongue piercing + temperature play blowjob/rimming porn.

This is all ittlebitz’s fault.  ;)

"So in my," Kurt says, motioning generously, "travels, I’ve come across some very interesting guides."

"Oh, god," Blaine replies, laughing, "you didn’t."

"Well, now that we’ve decided that I’m going to leave it in, I thought it would be beneficial to know certain, um, things," he continues, kneeling between Blaine’s naked thighs on the bed, his face pink with excitement, pupils already widening even though his fingers are a mere distraction tripping down Blaine’s ribs.

"I think I have some idea already," Blaine admits, grinning and sprawling across the mountain of pillows under his back. He’s been waiting for this trip—which happily coincides with Kurt’s tongue piercing finally, safely healed—and for this whole Saturday of alone time.

"Actually, I felt simple stimulation guides would not do us justice," Kurt informs him haughtily, chin up, hands coasting up and down his sides. "I mean, after all, if I’m going to spend hours online shopping for studs that will properly coordinate with my summer wardrobe, I figured I might as well devote equal time to more—evolved erotic pursuits."

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Seasons of Love (Season 3 Version)

Source: lea-michelesss


Title: Right In Front Of Me

Summary: Kurt and Sebastian are getting married.

This is a secret santa present for vermivora who wanted kurtbastian fluff. I hope you like it, there is a fair bit of angst at the beginning to trigger the fluff, hope that’s okay <3 Merry Christmas!

Thanks so much to honeydewkisses for beta’ing <3

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ficlet: I’ll keep you warm in December (Kurtbastian, PG-13)


It’s still dark when Sebastian wakes up. It’s early December, of course it’s still dark, but the fact that it’s cold, too, alerts Sebastian to the fact that Kurt isn’t beside him. Not that Kurt being absent is weird in itself, it’s not like they live together, but it’s a Sunday, and Kurt usually stays over on weekends. Sebastian shifts, and he’s still slippery, so yeah, Kurt definitely stayed over this weekend, but he’s… not in bed. He squints at the door, and it’s dark in the hallway, too. That’s unusual. Kurt usually turns on all the overhead lights as he makes his way through the apartment, no matter how harsh they are on Sebastian’s eyes. 

Did Kurt leave? 

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FIC: Plug N’ Play - part 2/2 (Kurtbastian, NC-17)


Malin is giving me a brilliant christmas present, and she wanted porn in return. This is for her.

Warnings: dirty talk, barebacking, comeplay, slut-shaming, spanking, usage of toys, possessive behavior, D/s dynamics. It’s pure PWP, not even the slightest hint of a plot. 

part one is here

“You are unbelieveable,” Kurt growls and tighten his grip around Sebastian’s wrist, dragging him behind but not looking at him. “Un-fucking-believable.” He doesn’t so much as wince when the colder air outside the club hits them, and he completely ignores Sebastian’s gasp. He rounds a corner and slams his boyfriend up against the brick wall, pressing his wrists above his head. 

“We went here together and you’re currently plugged up and filled with my come, and you still think it’s a good idea to flirt with other guys?”

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FIC: and build a lego house (Kurtbastian, PG)


Written for the Kurtbastian Week Challenge, the fluff category. 

It starts at Rachel’s engagement party. Or, it probably starts well before that, but it’s at Rachel’s engagement party that Sebastian realizes it. 

Kurt wants more. They’ve been dating for two years and he wants more. He hasn’t said anything, and Sebastian knows that he won’t, because Kurt threads the area that is their relationship with outmost care. He doesn’t push Sebastian, at all. He’d learned not to the hard way, when he’d entered the relationship and made Sebastian feel like Kurt expected them to kind of pick up where Kurt and Blaine left off. It’d been a rough couple of months before they figured out their grounds, Sebastian making it perfectly clear that he didn’t want to be pressured into anything in this, his first real relationship. 

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Title: Falling into the denouement

Pairing: Kurtbastian

Note: I needed a little fluff…

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